It's unclear if the spinning feature is supposed to enhance the wearer's sexual experience— Glamour has reached out to the company for more details—but if anything, the toy will at least leave the wearer's partner, ahem, focused.
And then, like every trend before it, genitalia got involved.
Will it actually make certain people less distracted in bed? The first foray into sexualized fidget spinners I can recall was the above image, depicting the lower two lobes of the ball bearing-based toy as a bethonged ass.
Let's see how grown you really are.